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"If God is sovereign, then his lordship must extend over all of life, and it cannot be restricted to the walls of the church or within the Christian orbit." Abraham Kuyper Common Grace 1.1.

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Comparison of Philosophical Theories in the Late 20th Century

Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins
Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins
Anglican - They were our toys first
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first
Atheism - There is no toy maker
Polytheism - There are many toy makers
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves
Church of Christ Science - We are the toys
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling toys
Ba'Hai - All toys are just fine with us
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses
Jehovah's Witness - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry
Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether the toys make a bit of difference
Unitarian Universalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist

From Kerux

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